Universal Dewey
Drag Back Rules:

1. Drag Backs don't get breakfast.

2. If no bed is available, the picnic benches are almost always free.

3. If you or your drag back has tight black undies, do NOT get caught on the video tape.

4. Guam Juice works every time (what exactly is Guam Juice?).

5. The crown is for the hookup of the weekend.

6. Don't be the last one with the Drag Back left in the house because then you'll get the Ho-Ho award.

7. Make sure the Drag Back does not get any Dewey Devils (or other foreign substances) on your back.

8. You can't pay for guest fees through hook up fees.

9. You will either have the Walk of Shame, the Stride of Pride, or the Ride of Pride...Take your pick.

10. If you are a Drag Back at another house, you relinquish any rights and/or privileges on your bed for that evening.

11. Drag Backs check out time is noon or there is a "late fee."

12. Random Drag Backs get a round of applause.

13. If the Drag Back is quizzed on your name, they MUST answer correctly.

14. Drag Backs cannot edit the log book.

15. No showers for Drag Backs.

16. If you don't remember it, you still have to pay.

17. Drag Backs do not park in the house spots.